In conjunction with Xaron's 21st Birthday  

extremely well mannered, most likely will get a good job, doesn't can't drink/smoke
not tied to his mother's apron strings- (hasn't called her since early 2003)
tolerant of foul body odours and can cook chicken and rice (in that order)

friendster details and email address available upon request 
and because we love him so much, comes with 14 day money back guarantee


[minimum criteria : 16 and above, domiciled in Malaysia for time period August 2004 - 2099AD, 
5 ft 6" minimum, gets along well with his friendspriority, female or female-ish and will tame him] 

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