things i've found myself
saying out loud while taking a crap
i think aside from orgasms, one of the greatest experiences an average dude
can achieve is having a nice crap- consisting of smooth stools which slide
easily, enough loo roll, a clean spacious throne and a bountiful load. now, for
some reason, this is a not too frequent occasion in my life as i think i've
inherited a genetic anomaly which makes my bowel movements erratic and not too
pleasant- (with stool consistency dependent on if i eat too much chocolate,
curry and/or too little ripe papaya). so, with this rough background on my ...
issues sorted out, without further ado, these are a few of the things i've found
myself saying out loud while taking a crap. what about you ?
what about you ?